Met

Overview
Met is a magical creature from the eastern reaches of the United States. He is a sexy motherfucker and likes publishing gay pornography of Gyro and Wily. He was spawned of the great lords of the sky, as a gift unto the earth, and all it's inhabitants. He is the greatest, strongest, manliest, most amazing being to ever walk upon the earth. Met has had sex with every woman ever. He also has an infinite supply of money that shoots out his ass. Met is the supreme ruler of all things ever. He is watching you on your computer right now as you're fapping to the picture located to the right of this article. If you are not currently fapping to that picture, unzip your pants now and start a' fappin. If you do not fap to this picture you will be banished to the bowels of the earth to burn with Stardustman.